February 2011
ashleyosborn asked: Do you know anybody who wants to sell a EF 35mm f/1.4L?
OR do you know anywhere that leases lenses? I know, random questions.
OR do you know anywhere that leases lenses? I know, random questions.
Anonymous asked: Well in this post you said to make a phone call to band mgmt: http://michaelerner.tumblr.com/post/2953915192/how-do-you-go-about-properly-asking-for-photo-passes
January 2011
stcnitsnilamina asked: I was stranded in Albany and everyone was all fucked up on drugs. So basically.. it was an episode of Skins.
stcnitsnilamina asked: Had a dream about you last night Mr. Lerner. Miss ya.
houseofmatches asked: Well, now I'm sad I've ruined your year..
But I'll watch for your kidnapping scandal on TMZ.
But I'll watch for your kidnapping scandal on TMZ.
houseofmatches asked: Sarah Hyland's 20 by the way. She just plays a 16 year old.
She also has a boyfriend though so... You'll still have to wait.
She also has a boyfriend though so... You'll still have to wait.
Anonymous asked: So you said that we should call a band's management instead of emailing, but how does one get ahold of their numbers? Do you just call the record company and then they ~transfer you over or...? I feel like that'd be easier than e-mails since most of them go unanswered.
Anonymous asked: so i know that you said the sex surveys were a joke but i was serious about it..lol
imagine being tumblr famous
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000
being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you
its a tough life
WHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR'S OBSESSION WITH JESSE...
Seriously if he wasn’t in movies, he’d just be some guy that looks like that dude in that movie The Mask with Cher.
Anonymous asked: http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/2995777236/sex-for-sure
Interested in a website?
ryanjay:
I have some free time this weekend/week and I am looking to build a few websites. I am offering a small discount to help you guys out. If you’re interested, shoot me an email at photo@ryanjay.com
I’m only offering a discount this weekend, so hurry it up!
HELP MY BOY RYAN OUT
Anonymous asked: Ahhh I can't belive you didn't have a giff for me.
laurenperalta asked: Prolly can't tell you cuz she has a boyfriend. SCANDAL!
sealegslegssea asked: lexi lexi lexi lexi
hopelesslymg asked: Your gif reply to my post, thank you!!
I LOVE The Office, and I was hoping for an awesome one!! =]
I LOVE The Office, and I was hoping for an awesome one!! =]
elloagain asked: "this is exactly why cook fucked effy before freddy did. you know why? cause the sensitive guy ALWAYS loses out at first."
I couldn't agree more.
I couldn't agree more.
I'm sorry but despite other opinions I think Mike...
stranger-:
Haters to the left.
Goodnight.
OTHER OPINIONS????????
xkrbsx asked: omg your .gif responses are killing me xD Hilarious!
lavieesteternelle asked: dear sir,
I do hope that you plan on coming to california again soon as I would really quite like to:
A) meet you.
B) ask you about a million questions about photography.
C) thank you for answering my questions by buying you a caffeinated beverage of your choice.
:)
p.s. I hope you are doing well.
I do hope that you plan on coming to california again soon as I would really quite like to:
A) meet you.
B) ask you about a million questions about photography.
C) thank you for answering my questions by buying you a caffeinated beverage of your choice.
:)
p.s. I hope you are doing well.
WatchI like pot
quiettemperament asked: No problem. It is 6 images of a dissection of a pig fetus so its pretty fucking straight forward.
Thanks anyways :)
Thanks anyways :)
quiettemperament asked: Hey! I am trying to pull together my portfolio to apply to university tonight and I am a little lost when it comes to a collection description. Do I have to title the collection and state the date I shot it? The requirements request "a brief description of the theme you have chosen to express". Does it want me to get all "Its about society"?
Sorry, I am just...
Sorry, I am just...
Anonymous asked: Best song you've had sex too? Worst song?
hopelesslymg asked: No, me liking your fucking post does not mean that I, am down to fuck. It just simply means, I like hot chocolate. =]
I deserve some good ol fashion Fucking right about...
…I just spent 3 hours shoveling out my car, and would it kill to have a lovely lady in my bed waiting with hot chocolate and some condoms. NO. it wouldn’t.
Anonymous asked: where do you get all your gif's? they are perfectly suited to every reaction you have
sincerelykerbie asked: You were in my dream last night. Is that creepy to tell you that? I'll spare you the details but either way it was simultaneously weird and awesome and instead of walking up multiple flights like usual in was one giant cherry oak staircase leading to the door and yours was the only apartment in the building which I thot wuz kewl
Anonymous asked: Preference:
Nikon or Canon?
Nikon or Canon?