lavieesteternelle asked: I don't know why all of those anonymous ask box things keep making me sad. I also don't know why people think its okay to call other people names, I know it doesn't bother you or you don't let it get to you but it is a little unsettling ( the questions not the fact that it doesn't bother you) there's a saying "agree to disagree" people have opinions, no one likes everyone, but the fact that people feel the need to keep on about it.. I don't know. sorry, this is an odd ask box thing.
it’s ok. the anonymous person is either
a) a chick I blew off
b) a dude with a small pecker with little self confidence
c) a friend who is just playing around
brittanypost asked: Yeah! Mike is a republican! (and of course not a douche, because you were extremely nice and helpful when I met you at that random versa show. haha) But, you just scored +10000 points of awesomeness! I hope all is well, and your hater goes away.
im a libertarian, not a republican, there is a biiiiiiig difference
aliciacrider asked: Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and fuck each other?
who needs a time machine? this is my time machine (raises glass of scotch)
Anonymous asked: Nope, not a liberal. This has nothing to do with politics. But your still a douche. :)
welp you’ve met me in person, but you’re too scared to say who you are? let’s meet up
Anonymous asked: Douche :)
ohhh i see. anymous cunt is a liberal. explains a lot
missldn:
seriouslysummer:
harharhar:
Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.
Are you fucking kidding me…
So fucking stupid.
So, it’s uncool to make shirts with/supporting Mitt Romney, but totally cool to do so with Barack Obama? Last I thought we lived in a country with the freedom of expression. You don’t like it, don’t buy it. Gotta love capitalism.
nicolekudrav asked: everyone is calling you a dousche, and i don't see why. sending happy mail your way instead of petty gray-faced anonymous messages
thanks darlin
Anonymous asked: I didn't always think you were a douche. I only started thinking that once I met you in person. I was able to look past the Internet persona before, but you really are a douchie little man. :p
sweet. hide behind your grey face.
Anonymous asked: I love that it bothers you so much. :)
it doesn’t, its just funny how you can’t say one god damned thing. funny thing is, you’ve always thought of me as a douche, but before today I never spent a millisecond thinking about you. So, in effect, it bothers you more than me.
so suck a dick. :)))))))
Anonymous asked: I don't THINK you're a douche. I KNOW it. :)
why
didnt have to relocate. thankfully though, nyc is awesome
Anonymous asked: Oh, well that explains a lot.
i’m so interested to know WHY you think i’m a douche. o, so interested
helloworlditsjared asked: Are you moving to LA for real?
nope, not anymore
